Tuesday, April 10, 2012

100% A++ Essay

Some people think all of my kids write like crazed robots because I only post the wackiest ones on here. I would like to point out that out of 50+ essays received this month, this is the only jewel worth posting. Let this be a lesson in why Online Translators still have a ways to go! Anyone studying a foreign language... this is why you can't put your essay in Google Translate then turn it in. Without further ado, for your entertainment perusal...

Written by a 11 year old Korean student in response to this month's topic "Computer games should be banned from children. Do you agree or disagree? Give 3 reasons to support your answer."

"Game approves about dong. When game because and the feeling get better, game and to make the work finish which will do, because and the game becoming leads and the knowledge which is various the capital is because being. If one kind is good to is quite and IQ of the game addicts average 133 is to be. Gives a prize to the person who made a game. But in compliance with the difficulty xxx mom the game was forbidden. There is not also hour when will do anyhow homework because of the academy.
To See Well."

Yeah the last line To See Well is 3 lines tall and stretches across the page. I don't get it, kid. D+ for effort.

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